oh darling

Dai you had better

:runhills::runhills::runhills::runhills:

you are not that far from me you know

 

I read that most people snore when they lay on their backs

so some people use a tennis ball

place that in your pjamas at the small of your back .... it forces you to sleep on your side

but, also read that excercise reduces weight and stops the snoring for most cases

 

I`ll fight dirty, mind. I will borrow Clares` bottle of flatulence.

 

:WINK1:

Thats ok dai i manifacture my own :WINK1:

 

I prefer to have the bedroom window open, regardless of the weather. The wife prefers it shut. We compromise. It stays open unless it is like Antarctica outside, in which case we shut the window. This arrangement is favourable to me, as the window is open more often than not. I have a way to ensure we maintain this arrangement. On nights when the window is shut, I save my best flatulence for her, and stuff her head under the covers immediately after dropping one. By doing this loving gesture, I ensure that she happy to have the bedroom window open on all but the most bitterly cold nights.

 

Why are men so proud of their ability to gas everyone? :D Any woman would be mortified if she'd accidentally cleared a room of its inhabitants but my (large) boys think their human stink bomb capabilities are both awesome and hilarious.

 

Lets turn that around. Why are women so embarrassed about a natural body function?

 

In my experience, there's nothing worse than the smell of a womans 'treetree' :D

 

I don't fart in public, on purpose anyway. At home, though, I'm pretty much a champ. Hubby tells me " every time you MOVE you fart! " I guess its from holding it in in public............


NEVER hold your farts in, they will travel up your spine and into your brain and that's where crappy ideas come from.

 

i like this

 

And there's me thinking you just inflate like a balloon and then when you accidentally catch a sharp edge, you go off with an almighty BOOM and bits of you splatter of all over the walls and windows.

 

So THAT`S why Carmarthenshire is so windy.

 

Beware of being thrown head first through said open window one night.

 

Mr Lolimac has always been windy....right from our very first date....
32 years on he still giggles like a 4 year old when he drops one it's something i've just got used to.....he can play tunes aswell........

What really annoys me is if on occasion i should let one go he gives me the filthiest luck and goes on about how disgusting and unlady like it is

At least i do it in private and not when the insurance man turns up:D

 

This thread has made me thankful. my divorce was worth every penny:yess: