Cold

Things I have burnt today to keep the house warm ;

A fence post.

The Fig Tree that was killed in last years snow.

Big lumps of papier maché soaked in oil from the deep fat fryer.

Things I have got my eye on if it carries on this cold ;

A stool.

A chair.

The Table.

 

what about a body wrapped in a duvet smothered by a pillow would that help :D

 

I seem to remember an episode of The Young Ones, where they had to burn the furniture.

Funnily enough, I've just had a bonfire today. Saw off most of the horrid privet hedge.

 

Does it snore?

 

Classic

The Young Ones - Cash (Series 2 Episode 2) Part 1 - YouTube

 

Get a hot water bottle. I couldn't live without mine. I've got it snuggled up to me now!!

 

I'm wearing 4 layers.....indoors. We just had our heating sorted too :(

 

Typical Cat behaviour, you'll be sitting on the laptop next.

My hot water bottle has got a crack in it.

 

I have 3. Just in case. I HATE being cold!!

 

not Any more

 

LOL

 

I''m down to some bits of pallet, some fir cones, a worn out broom head, a broken broom handle, 3 old hockey sticks and some winebottle corks so it looks like I'm going to have to get the chainsaw out tommorow.

 

More Telegraph poles Scrunge?

 

Don't burn your chainsaw. You might need it

 

Now that's an idea, but I might start on my 2 year old stack first, it's just that I haven't cut much down to replenish it yet this winter: