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  1. shiney

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    I'll get ziggy to send some as he's bound to have plenty :dbgrtmb: It's dead easy to use - you hang it outside your door and if it's wet, it's raining and if it's covered in frost it's frosty.
     
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      So ..... how do i know when the sun is shinning ?????
       
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      Now you've got me stumped!!! :scratch:

      Have a look in the mirror and see whether you are wearing sunglasses :thumbsup:
       
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        Thank you Shiney you've been most helpful!
         
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          I've previously mentioned somewhere about how I hate the Met Office revising there their forecasts down a few degrees in the early hours after everybody has decided not to cover up, put heating on, etc., but here's another example of bad practice - deleting the 4:00 - 7:00 am forecast (when it's going to be coldest) shortly after 2:00 am, with hours still to go:

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          Are the forecasts deliberately meant to confuse?
          bbc weather for Wareham next Monday max 19c
          Yahoo weather for Wareham next Monday max 12c
          ???????
           
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          Hmmmm....back to seaweed then
           
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            It is black and crispy
            If it wiggles about it is windy, dangles down no wind, fluttering at 30 degs wind 20mph horizontal Hurricane, pointing up Tornado

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              wish I was clever like you Brian Jack
               
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              Yes, but what about the seaweed? :WINK1: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
               
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                Can you picture Jack in traditional highland attire?

                Time for an old joke:

                Lady: "Is anything worn under the kilt?"

                Kilt wearer: "No madam, it's in perfect working order"
                 
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                  I'll leave the Tornado enquiries to the guys....
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                    Oh dear, I shall have to be more concise in my posts in future

                    Naughty Shiney :roflol:

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                      Don't do that! :nonofinger:

                      We get a lot of our fun from drawing the wrong conclusion from imprecision :heehee:

                      Opening my mouth and putting my foot in it is a favourite pastime. :roflol:
                       
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