Own up, who's got it?

Who's nicked my spring time? It was supposed to be here by now. You can't misplace an entire season, so someone must have it. Either own up, or if you daren't, just put it back when I'm not looking and we'll say no more about it.

 

Sorry Dave,

I borrowed it to glue onto the end of Autumn, see if we can push Winter away a bit further.

 

I'll take the blame, I uselly get the blame for things I have not done

 

Not guilty Clueless!

 

I reckon that (amongst other things) I'm missing a month at the moment

 

Just seen a Council Tip Lorry going into the incinerator shed. Full of Spring and Summer ring binders. Too late... all gone up in smoke...

 

I am not entirely sure, though I think we need to look at Shiney :-)

Jack McH

 

It's fact i aint got it

 

Its behind you

 

I have a feeling it was actually the BBC that nicked it. Since I started this thread, the weather forecast has been on and said it will pick up next week. The weather man looked distinctly suspicious to me.

 

Yeah shifty eyes and that

STV are worse, they use this woman, with a mini skirt and rather well endowed breasts, and I still have not noticed what the weather was going to actually be,

Jack McH

 

"Spring" was on Monday April the 30th this year ,from ten in the morning to just after half past three , hope you all didn't miss it . We are now in the new official EU designated season of " Le Miserable de Froid et Gris ". This will last until December when Winter can start again , thus saving the bother of spring and summer seasons .

 

It's all done to get people talking about the weather
It keeps us all from talking about what is happening in the EU

 

or what is NOT happening in UK. eg."growth/job prospects. care of the elderly.not enough police precence on our streets ect. ect....