Ziggy got Mad

I refuse to take out a mortgage on popcorn, so we smuggle our own snacks into the cinema. It adds that slight frisson of excitement to the most dull of films.

 

Last time i seen a film in the cinema, JAWS was on, I now wait for the films to come on the tv and watch them in the comfort of home, ahh lovely, no hasle

 

Jaws is being re released this summer Jiffy, the trailers are on now.

 

cann't wait till it's no tv, it's very snapeeeee, nice bit of meat goes down well with a bottle of red wine

 

lol! coz the original was such a poor film.....

 

Will he use a bigger boat this time?

 

Or a bigger whale?

 

No, exactly the same filum from what I can make out, no promise of special effects or 3D.

 

What's this? Jaws is being re-released?

I remember not so many years ago seeing a documentary aimed at dispelling the myth that the great white is a viscous man eater (myth or not, I don't want to find out, but its what they said). One of the blokes that played a key role in making Jaws said he regretted it because it caused unfair hysteria about sharks, and apparently more people get killed by cows each year than by sharks.

 

Whale? you been watching the wrong filum. Whales aren't fish, they are Cyanobacteria.

 

Bloke got killed by Cows near us last year. Not heard (excuse the pun) of anyone being killed by a shark on the levels.

 

I herd of a cow that trod on someones foot once: no pun,

 

Why people have to take "Munchies" to watch a two hour film in a cinema I do not know

Anything to cause disruption to others watching the film, crunching pop corn, wrattling sweet papers, stinking burgers, or hot dogs with onions, Slurping coke/cola through a staw

It is only an couple of hours, You must have eaten a couple of hours before even if you have had to travel fifty miles to get there
If you must have a treat, then make it an add on after film when you leave

If you must, stay at home and watch it when it comes on SKY, Then you can stuff and slurp all you want

Jack McH

 

Its the brainwashing. people relate to the endless adverts telling them they need Popcorn or hotdogs & ice cream to enjoy a movie.

Even though we had only just eaten Willow still wanted chocolate before we went in