Where are you on the global fat scale?

You're just like a little sparra

This wasn't one of your relations, was it?


We 'ad a bleedin' sparrow
wot lived up a bleedin' spout
one day the bleedin' rain came down
and washed the bleeder out

and as 'e lay half drownded
down in the bleedin' street
'e begged that bleedin' rainstorm
to bathe 'is bleedin' feet

and then the bleedin' sun came out
dried up the bleedin' rain
so our bleedin' little sparrow
'e climbed up 'is spout again

but O, the cruel sparrowhawk
he spied 'im in 'is snuggery
'e sharpened up 'is bleeedin' claws
and ripped 'im out by thuggery

just then, a bleedin' sporting type
wot 'ad a bleedin' gun
'e spies that bleedin' sparrowhawk
and blasts 'is bleedin' fun

the moral to this story
is plain to everyone
that them wot's up the bleedin' spout
don't get no bleedin' fun