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  1. JWK

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    In that case then don't bother applying for a job at G4S Shiney :runforhills:
     
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      OOOOOH, that's so low, JWK,............but I like it:lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
       
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      You boys are sooooo naughty. If you don't behave, I will send you both outside into that dark,wet and soggy garden with NO supper,
      Mother Jenny
       
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      • HYDROGEN86

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        OMG i only just got onto that!!! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
         
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          Too late, Mother Jenny, JWK and I are off down to the Pub.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
           
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          Blimey Armandii's first to the bar, a pint of best please :blue thumb:
           
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            AND BRING A LARGE ONE BACK FOR YOUR MOTHER !
             
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              Yes, Mum!!.....Are you talking about a drink or a fella, Mum???:scratch::dunno::snork:
               
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                BOTH my dearest son BOTH. And the bigger the better,
                Mother
                 
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                  :patpat:That's ma boy,
                  xx
                   
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                  He will do his usual
                  First to the bar, order all the drinks, then excuse himself to the toilet leaving you to pay for them (It is alleged) :-)

                  Jack McH
                   
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                    You know me so well, Jack:heehee:
                     
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                      Most especially when serving in Helmand, they received an e-mail advising them
                      "On your return your services are no longer required and we here by give you twelve weeks notice" You no longer have a career

                      PS All leave is cancelled until after the OLYMPIC GAMES

                      There are more Pedalos on Torquay beach than the RN has ships, we have no aircraft carriers or aeroplanes to put on them Yet we are telling Argentina to leave the Falklands alone or we will skelp them one (An impossibility)

                      The ARMY are finished, all personnel are on duty with no spares for relief

                      The RAF have been cut to the bone, the Nimrods have been grounded and there brandnew replacements were CUT UP having just been built and never put into service
                      (twelve brandnew aircraft paid for and smashed up by JCBs before having flown ? why)

                      Maybe the Coalition Government are the Coalition of CHINA or the KREMLIN certainly NOT for the UK

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