The Confessions Thread

No Zigs , somebody just pressed the pause button The Yorkies did do very well in the Olympics though - 12th in the World for medals - good one

 

Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman but tha can't tell im much...just had to stick my two penneth woth in

 

Cue Mr Grumpy opening the door to be met with burning paper, which he promptly stamped out
hope he had his favourite comfy slippers on FC,

 

Are you pleading GCs' forgiveness for this caper FC?
Or just getting a retro kick out of "confessing"?

 

That thought crossed my mind too Shiney

 

Sounds like it was an accident FC, unlike my mate deliberately setting fire to the makeshift tent we had made, while we were in it.

I can still remember feeling the heat on my cheek & the realisation of what he'd done. I also remember his Dad, a huge Irishman, standing on my doorstep, holding his son by the ear with one hand and holding a shotgun cartridge, that his son had nicked from my Brother's room in the other.

He said "I caught Eamon trying to open this with a hammer"

So, retrospectively, things could have been a lot worse FC, you're forgiven. Rhododendrons shouldn't be allowed in Graveyards anyway, they swamp the graves.

 

I'd say forgiven FC. Clearly an accident. The fire probably wont have killed the bush, as the heat wont have been enough to bake the roots. Most likely you damaged the top growth and someone would have needed to come along later and cut off all the fire damaged top growth, and next spring, chances are the stump would start producing new growth.

When I lived in Sheffield, I used to spend a lot my spare time cycling in the peak district. On one route, every couple of years the rhododendrons were cut right down to nothing in autumn and would start to regrow the following spring.

 

tell you what FC, I'll forgive your #51 - if you'll forgive my #21.
Done devil's deal??

 

Once on a day trip to London I got a Japanese couple told off. We were in an arcade and I kicked the two pence machine which the Japanese couple were using the other side of. The alarm went off and a guard came over and had a yell at the Japanese pair, don't think they understood what the guard was saying but look terrified nevertheless.

Me and the OH walked off quite quickly and from then on reminds me that I ruined that couple's holiday.

I didn't even get any 2p's from the kick either. Those things must have a magnet at the edge or something!