Didn't Know Where To Stick It!

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  1. Jack McHammocklashing

    Jack McHammocklashing Sludgemariner

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    Just a nice guy making a Nuclear fall out shelter for his family
    Away from the Cattle farmer and his gun

    A family of twelve will be moving in shortly and they have invited 48 immigrants

    Jack McH
     
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    • Scrungee

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      A neighbour works as a gardener where they have problems with badgers digging up the manicured lawns to get at chafer grubs and have to put low electric fences around them to keep the badgers off.

      Otherwise they might end up looking like this:

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      shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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      :hate-shocked: :yikes: :gaah: :help: :cry3:

      I've got a few much cheaper methods to try first :dbgrtmb:
       
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      Spruce Glad to be back .....

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      Does anyone know if its true that if you have badgers you wont have any Hedgehogs.

      I wont say why:yikes: with what I was told .... :thud:

      Spruce
       
    • Bilbo675

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      Give 'em something to eat then they might leave your lawn alone....:heehee:, they're quite partial to peanut butter I believe...:snork:, I suppose the problem then would be they'd invite the whole family round and you'll have an even bigger problem :doh::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
       
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        + doughnuts, but not too many, only as special treats.
         
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        The trouble is - that they've been leaving their doughnuts in piles in holes in the garden!!!!
         
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