The Neighbour (My next sculpture)

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  1. JWK

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    Blimey Eddie, you are going to scare the living daylights out of any visiting kids (and adults too!) :) :dbgrtmb: Very realistic :love30:
     
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      I did think that I should have put a real bone in the neck, and then left it out for the local fox to pick up and run off with. Now there would be a local/national news item 'Fox photographed carrying a human head in it's mouth':biggrin:
       
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        OMG ! :help: :runforhills:
         
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          Don't know about anyone else but I'm hiding under my table!!! :heehee:
           
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            The boys in blue will be around later
             
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              The men from The Ministry of cruelty to plastic heads will be round shortly.:oopss:
               
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                Blimey, this is all getting very gruesome!:ouch1:
                 
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                  Yeah, good innit:biggrin:
                   
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                    Shame you haven't got lots of plastic heads..........you could hang them all from one of your trees at Halloween. :heehee:
                     
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                      I've just caught up with this thread, blooming amazing LMAO :lunapic 130165696578242 5:well done.
                       
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                        Same reason I want a full size model of a Cow. Go out at night & move it around, that would keep the neighbours away:snork:
                         
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                          The men in white coats got here first. :biggrin:


                          Bit of nuisance though, as I'm now fed up of gardening and digging holes by moonlight.:mute:




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                          Just had another idea. Hollow all the eyes out and put bird food in them.
                          Birds pecking at the eyeballs of lots of hanging heads...........:eeew:
                           
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                            You see, it gets quite addictive trying to come up with 'fun' ideas.:biggrin:
                             
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                            You should think of other ways to get rid of the bodies!
                             
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