What on earth is going to happen??

oh FC this made me chorkle
im afraid its just age and there is nothing you nor i can do ....... i could warn you of so many other things to come ( or is that go ) but no one warn any of us lot it just came and snuck up on us

 

My first grey hair arrived on my head when I was just 22, although now, more than 15 years later, I still have a good head of very dark hair, all natural too I might add. Can't say the same for the beard though, which is mostly grey, with just enough brown and ginger in it to make me fail to qualify as a great sage.

 

You'll survive Fc, Millions of us do....
Jenny

 

FC you sound like your describing me , you're no alone, we're in it together...we'll survive

 

Ooooh sounds like you've had it to me FC....

 

Tis a Terrible, Terirrible thing FC.

That sudden moment when you are looking at a lady & you realise certain parts of your anatomy are not doing what they used to do, only just the week before, about 8 o'clock.

Then the sight goes, all the things that you used to be able to marvel at close up now needs glasses

Nose, ear, eyebrows & throat hairs seem to be having a field day, then comes the hairy hands, the needing a nap in the afternoon & a sudden re kindling of train spotting & building model aeroplanes.

And thats just the start of it.

 

I feel a dose of Grecian 2000 and Cod Liver Oil/Omega 3 tablets coming on.

Resist the temptation FC. Take the graceful acceptance route.

 

It's God's joke. He likes to take hair from your head, and stick it in your ears/nose

 

FC, Nasal/ear hair is a big no no with the ladies. So is attitude. Never think you are old even if you are. You are far from it BTW! Buy a softtop, wear silk and never talk gardening even if your married to Charlie Dimmock. Don't worry you'll be fine mate.

 

aahhhhhhh if that's my future I'm out of 'ere

 

oh no its not always like this some times it slips off your head down to your shoulders and your back lol

 

Then you get to the age of 50, and the doc's call you in for tests , test for this and tests for that

All my joints have always make noise's when i bend down, matter for fact all joints crack when i move