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    "Me, Having This Deformity Of The Face,Is Not So Bad",
    "It Has It's Good Points,And It Has It's Bad Points".
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    Ere! What you looking at? Ave I got a telly on me ead or summat?
     
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    "Blooooody Hell :mad: ,These Council Cuts Are Going Right Over The Top":mad:.
     
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    Geoff forgot that abseiling was part of the course.
     
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      "Sufferin Sauccotash, Where Is That Goddam Dog"?
       
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      Is this not supposed to involve an old oak tree!
       
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        Nasty case of lice you have there sir. :doggieshmooze:
         
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        No difference between a "bear" cut and a "bare" cut here, Sir!

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        Bare skin at the back and bearskin at the front. :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
         
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        Old Seamen Never Get Bored :scratch:.

        They Just Go Mad Tying Their Fingers In Reef Knots:rolleyespink:.
         
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        "YOU IDIOT !!, When I Said I Wanted A Number One"

        "I MEANT, I Wanted To Use Your Toilet" !!!:yikes:. :mad:.
         
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