How annoyed would you be?

If the coppers trapped a flock of sheep in your garden

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-21212115

Some sheep were loose, nobody knew who's they were, so the coppers put them in a someone's front garden because they had a gate. The owner of said garden gave permission, but obviously didn't understand what sheep do.

 

It happened all the time in Wales.

one of tje sheep was called speckle face.

 

On another forum, I was once accused of being racist (by a yank) for making a joking involving Wales and sheep

 

I'd love it

 

Clueless I find your remark racist

Spruce

 

Well I certainly have experience in this.
My sheep escape from the field if the electric fence fails.
Luckily they only end up in my garden. Surprisingly they don't do much damage as they prefer eating the grass to my plants.
It's the goats you've go to watch!................for some reason they hate lavatera and will kick and stomp on it till it's dead!
As for the poo all over the place. Sounds like they're providing free fertilizer.

 

Only 2!

 

A Owl can live for 2 months off one sheep.

 

And leaving the other two on the sheep means people down south can boast of their own "live" haggis.

 

Go on Mum, tell em last weeks Haggis confession from the Simon Mayo show

 

I shouted at the courier who delivered my new passport. he wanted a photo of the front door. so stood in the middle of my lawn while it was soggy.