How do i introduce this topic without looking like a weirdo?

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  1. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Of course, it also depends whether you believe in the Copernican Principle or the Anthropic Principle.
    For those of you that can't remember your String Theory and what the Anthropic Principle is, here's a link to the 'For Dummies' series explanation
    http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/string-theory-the-participatory-anthropic-principl.html

    But don't forget about Pixel the cat ("The Cat Who Walked Through Walls"). In the book of that name, Pixel could appear wherever he wanted and could just walk through walls. It was explained that Pixel is too young to know that such behavior is impossible.

    So it's all in the power of the mind. You can do it if you really believe it. :thumbsup:

    Now Pixel reminds me of Schroedinger's Cat (you can look it up :)) but Cecil Adams explained it quite well.


    Schroedinger, Erwin! Professor of physics!
    Wrote daring equations! Confounded his critics!
    (Not bad, eh? Don't worry. This part of the verse
    Starts off pretty good, but it gets a lot worse.)
    Win saw that the theory that Newton'd invented
    By Einstein's discov'ries had been badly dented.
    What now? wailed his colleagues. Said Erwin, "Don't panic,
    No grease monkey I, but a quantum mechanic.
    Consider electrons. Now, these teeny articles
    Are sometimes like waves, and then sometimes like particles.
    If that's not confusing, the nuclear dance
    Of electrons and suchlike is governed by chance!
    No sweat, though--my theory permits us to judge
    Where some of 'em is and the rest of 'em was."
    Not everyone bought this. It threatened to wreck
    The comforting linkage of cause and effect.
    E'en Einstein had doubts, and so Schroedinger tried
    To tell him what quantum mechanics implied.
    Said Win to Al, "Brother, suppose we've a cat,
    And inside a tube we have put that cat at--
    Along with a solitaire deck and some Fritos,
    A bottle of Night Train, a couple mosquitoes
    (Or something else rhyming) and, oh, if you got 'em,
    One vial prussic acid, one decaying ottom
    Or atom--whatever--but when it emits,
    A trigger device blasts the vial into bits
    Which snuffs our poor kitty. The odds of this crime
    Are 50 to 50 per hour each time.
    The cylinder's sealed. The hour's passed away. Is
    Our pussy still purring--or pushing up daisies?
    Now, you'd say the cat either lives or it don't
    But quantum mechanics is stubborn and won't.
    Statistically speaking, the cat (goes the joke),
    Is half a cat breathing and half a cat croaked.
    To some this may seem a ridiculous split,
    But quantum mechanics must answer, "Tough @#&!
    We may not know much, but one thing's fo' sho':
    There's things in the cosmos that we cannot know.
    Shine light on electrons--you'll cause them to swerve.
    The act of observing disturbs the observed--
    Which ruins your test. But then if there's no testing
    To see if a particle's moving or resting
    Why try to conjecture? Pure useless endeavor!
    We know probability--certainty, never.'
    The effect of this notion? I very much fear
    'Twill make doubtful all things that were formerly clear.
    Till soon the cat doctors will say in reports,
    "We've just flipped a coin and we've learned he's a corpse."'
    So saith Herr Erwin. Quoth Albert, "You're nuts.
    God doesn't play dice with the universe, putz.
    I'll prove it!" he said, and the Lord knows he tried--
    In vain--until fin'ly he more or less died.
    Win spoke at the funeral: "Listen, dear friends,
    Sweet Al was my buddy. I must make amends.
    Though he doubted my theory, I'll say of this saint:
    Ten-to-one he's in heaven--but five bucks says he ain't."
     
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    • Sheal

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      Okay, so is there another, or more, galactical race out there discussing on their very own gardening forum whether aliens exist or not. Yes, we can answer that, just locate 'Earth' and 'Gardeners Corner' and Bob's your Uncle! :heehee:
       
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        another Earth and another gardeners corner.. I sense a law suit coming on :biggrin:

        Yes Shroedingers cat.. uncertainty.. in its most optimistic cause, anything is possible, but you won't know the other possibilities that were possible.

        dang, there goes ma'brain.
         
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          As Betrand Russell said:-

          The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
           
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            :nonofinger: Bob is not my Uncle, Sheal!!
             
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              So Fanny's not your Aunt either then Armandii ?......
               
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                D'ya know, life can be shite ...

                 
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                  :snork:

                   
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                    Oh No, lolimac, Fanny is my Auntie!!!:hapydancsmil:
                     
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                      :lunapic 130165696578242 5: .....do you want me to tighten your straps for you Armandii:heehee:
                       
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                        Please, lolimac, but not the lower ones.:snork:
                         
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                          :oops: Sorry........now you've gone red in the face:heehee:
                           
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                            That's two of us then:loll:
                             
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                              But they must have base it on some thing
                               
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                              And I thought you were related to Lord Salisbury! :doh:
                               
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