Been a bit of overnight damage

Before anyone says it ' No , I have no ideer ( sniggers) at what the damage they can and do do . They must be well fed near me as nobody has mentioned them straying into the gardens

 

I've banged a metal post in & run some tight string across where they're coming in

 

You need a motion detector sprinkler:



It would also be useful against:

1) Unauthorised persons using your parking area
2) Partying revellers attacking your tomato plants
3) Drunk drivers who've crashed into your front garden
4) Crab pot thieves
5) Postmen taking unauthorised shortcuts

 

I convert any that come into my garden into joints in the freezer

However, the method I use is not really suitable against:

1) Unauthorised persons using your parking area
2) Partying revellers attacking your tomato plants
3) Drunk drivers who've crashed into your front garden
4) Crab pot thieves
5) Postmen taking unauthorised shortcuts

 

Ahhh Zigs, your luck seems to have disappeared again recently. It's a good job as you say that you haven't planted everything up yet, surely there must be someone you can contact to get something done about them.

 

I've read about that method of curing stuff on some of those dodgy 'hydroponics' forums.

 

"Suitable" is such an 'objective' word; don't you think?

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes?



No ideer



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no ideer!













* I'll get me coat*

 

*passes Al a deer-stalker to go with his coat, to save him any further head injuries*

 

Tescos?

 

You've got a good memory

6) People from TV Licencing, pretending to be doing a survey. (Do you have a Washing machine, dishwasher, television?)

 

Every little helps I suppose.