Mirror, Mirror on the wall...

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  1. kevinm

    kevinm Gardener

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    ,,,,,,,,,,,,to be the fairest of them - all I need is a tattoo of a really badly drawn image permanently embedded in my flesh and/or having spent astronomical amounts of cash on acquiring an even set of clappers, I get them bleached to such an extent that it actually looks as if I had acquired my teeth from the novelty section of a pound shop

    How stupid do you have to be?
     
  2. al n

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    Eh?
     
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      Bad day Kevin?
       
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        Kevin - step... away... from... the.. vodka :snork:
         
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          Don't watch television, it's bad.
           
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          me thinks his account might have been, misused.
           
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