Oh Joy

It's all part of the staff training on information retrieval

 

Saw loads of people buying snow shovels this morning. I can't understand how shops can keep selling the same amount every year. Do people chuck them out in spring and buy another the following winter?

 

Maybe they break quite easliy and some people won't be bothered to repair them because they're cheap?

 

After my travels this past week, I now have a new name for those items (stuff wEllies )


I have "Hunters" (and spell check doesn't bat an eyelid at those )

 

I actually went out and bought that single on cassette when I was 16.

 

So you now go Hunting in your Hunters

 

Oh no, dah'ling .... ....


..... I ....



... strut!

 

And I can see *why*!!!

However, I'm never one to follow the "crowd"
For example: who needs a Labrador when I have an Oz?
Who needs a waxed jacket when I survived through the '80's (been there, done that!)
And, who needs a RR when I have a very reliable Clio who has just aided and abetted a 750 mile trip and didn't even hiss at me when I encouraged her to go flat out to make a deadline? RR? Pah!

Bring on the Hunters: they are a statement in their own right and don't need any brassy accompaniments

 

Funny, I've just bought some new wellies, some person stood on a nail and now they leak so it had to be safety wellies this time around, hopefully when i stand on a 6inch nail iwill not get 2 leaks one in the wellie and one in my foot

 

Hobnail boots then, Jiffy?

Had an X do that ... didn't 'alf make me laugh (he thought he was Superman-macho-rubbish )

Have you been to Specsavers lately? (Other optical illusionists exist)

 

Are they green ones, pic's please

 

Yes, and, i'm in their next ad.

 

Erm, after Dodgy School today they are more ... football pitch mud pie colour!

They are were shiney black and will be again (once I've buffed them) and, *and*, I bought the fleece cuffs to adorn them (I've put alternative cuffs down on my birthday/Chrimbo list ... just so I can change me socks now and then )