Silence will fall

Last orders Gentleman please.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...id=maing-grid7|ukt2|dl2|sec1_lnk2&pLid=230188

 

It's Planet spin

I'm off to the Alp's to get in the pipe were the big bang was

 

Oh no...as if i haven't got enough to do does this mean i have to go up in the loft again and find my tin 'at.....

 

"kicking off a chain reaction that would pull apart the seams of existence."
Still, you gotta laugh....

 

I'm putting a paper bag over my head, not because of the impending doom, I just do that sort of thing

 

I agree with Zigs, a paper bag's the way to go, it's like being under the covers in bed, it's safe there and you don't have to see what's happening!

 

Yeah but what if you suffocate Sheal

 

"Luckily, the new calculations do allow for the possibility that a phase transition in the Higgs field will not occur, or that the universe could contain undiscovered particles which would mean throwing out the whole idea - in which case the 'collapse will be canceled.' "

 

Nahhh, that won't happen Loli. I've made allowances for air intake.

 

Might not need my 'at then.....can someone please tell me...Do i or do i not need to go out and buy loads of Christmas presents

 

You've got a 50-50 chance there Loli. Damned if you do damned if you don't.

 

Don't ask me, I couldn't find a paper bag.

 

That'll save you Zig