This little piggy went to market!

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  1. mowgley

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    :ouch1::thud::thud::ouch1:

    That made me feel all funny :runforhills:
     
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      I bet the surgeon couldn't do that on his own, he'll have needed a hand.
       
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        Whoa..........it's amazing what they can do these days but me no like:sofa:....
         
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        Handy place to keep it......
         
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        Saves bending down if you've got an itch:blue thumb:
         
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          Mobile texting could be a tad challenging - you'd need bl**dy good eyesight from there...:heehee:
           
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            Could make an itchy bum really awkward
             
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              Exactly what came to my mind first too FC. Thought "steady on there Jennifer...:nonofinger: "
               
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                Ah, see I am still somewhat 'uncouth' - besides, you wouldn't expect anything less from me......
                 
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                  Good Points: 'Handy For Scratching Hard Skin Off The Soles and Ankles of the foot;.;);)
                  And Cheating At Cards:biggrin::biggrin:.
                   
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                    I bet he's good at one handed hand stands now.
                     
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                      Bet it puts him off picking his nose though........

                      breaks into rhyme.....

                      The boy stood on the burning deck,
                      Picking his nose like mad
                      He rolled into little balls
                      And pinged 'em at his dad
                       
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                        :ideaIPB: Now he won't have to bend down to tie his shoelaces either!
                         
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                          thought of that one too FC....
                          knitting difficult....
                           
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