Wee Eck is even more unhinged than I thought

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    Ninny! :nonofinger: Bamboo is not "In Glish", innit! :dunno: Or innit???? :scratch: Oh eckeldy thump - the knotweed has strangled me brine sells and I know knot no moore :oops:
     
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      "M", stop learning 'em proper "In Glish" like what us natives speek! :nonofinger: Itud giv 'em two much chance too blend in and git away wiv not being shuvved bakk over the border. :sad:
       
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        Acht, away wi ye ya daft wee scunner - ye'll no get me ower the border that easy! Ah'd jist sneak back ower nicht onywies. ;)
         
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          The wall must go higher! :heehee:
           
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            Nah, we only put it up to keep the English out! :snork:
             
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              My wife was Welsh and we used to cross over the border on days out to enjoy the countryside and I used to look around and say, while trying to keep out of reach, "Wales!!!........rented to the Welsh by the English":heehee:, do you think that's how the Scots think of us??:dunno:
               
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              After The Referendum, if the Vote returns the majority for NO, 'Wee Eck' has another card up his Magicians sleeve,
              It's called a 'Neverendum', Keep Having Votes Till You Get It In Your Favour:wallbanging:.

              Independence My Anus :mad:, more like Dictatorship.

              I Hope I never see the day when Scotland Can Be Ruled By Two FISH.:hate-shocked::hate-shocked::hate-shocked:.
               
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                Wasn't it built by a Roman FC? :heehee:
                 
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                It was on the news this morning that one of Scotland's biggest financial companies (can't remember which one) has announced that it is setting up a load of limited companies registered in England, and has put plans in place for a rapid withdrawal from Scotland if they vote Yes to independence.
                 
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                    Aye, but they were all honorary Scots ;)
                     
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                      Standard Life - to be honest, they are only doing what any sensible company would do under the circumstances; if anyone believes that any business will stay when there is no clear fiscal policy, let alone a business that has financial trading at its very core, then they are even more deluded than Salmond.
                       
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                        It's more likely the Scots were honourary Romans. If you considered that the romans were Italian, they had no power. They'd have ran away if it wasn't for their cunning strategy. They became powerful through assimilation. I.e. they wangled deals with people they met and got them to join in. So in effect, the romans were actually not really a specific people at all, but a massive collective of people they'd met and convinced to join them as they travelled around.

                        So, if the Scots were romans, or the romans were Scots, that can only mean one thing. That the Scots were only too keen to join in with whoever seemed to be the winning side. By extension, that means the Scots were french:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                         
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                          Ah, the Auld Alliance. I'm just keeping it going a wee while longer
                           
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