Yorkshire Farmer ................

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  1. HarryS

    HarryS Eternally Optimistic Gardener

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    A farmer in Yorkshire see’s a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts

    “Ey up cock! Tha dun wanna be drinking watta from theer, it’s full o hoss piss an cow shite”

    The bloke says “I’m French, can you speak a bit slower please”

    The farmer replies “If – you – use – two – hands – you – won’t – spill – any” :biggrin::biggrin:
     
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      What's the cow poo doing in the water anyway, that again's the law
       
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      Nobody told the cow.
       
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      So how did the farmer know it was full of cow poo :biggrin:
       
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