When you die: Don't forget to let us know!

Well you wont be able to come then, will ya.

 

@pamsdish dish and @mowgley , I accept paypal.

 

In € $ ¥
All I need is your account number, sort code and address @pete

 

I think I'm going to live forever (and so far, so good!)

I heard that people go to Heaven for the climate but go to Hell so that they won't be lonely!

 

Nah, Girls version is spelled differently - and in America, typically, they have the reverse spelling - which sure adds to the confusion!

Is there I refund if I go "me before you"? (actually, not planning to go that way at all!!!)

And how would I spend it?

 

ah, you must without further ado, put a codicil into your will "I hereby donate this sum to the Jenny Namaste old biddy account".
And no... I'm NOT going before you,
Jenny namaste

 

I'm going to Valhalla, I've decided it'll be much more fun there! Anyone else want to join me?

 

After googling and seeing the images...Count me out sheal

 

Only if you die with a sword in your hand. Unless you mean you're going there as staff. Are you Sheal of the Valkyrie?

Here's some Valkrie collecting the souls of the worthy to take them to Valhala.

 

It's not quite as bad as that Joolz!

Clueless....I'll find a sword assuming they'll accept a female warrior. I'm not going there as staff, one lifetime of work is enough!

 

Oh no, didn't know we had to moderate Valhalla

 

You've not been yet sheal..im trying to change your mind
Yeah the warrior guys look cool but what if the waters mucky nowt to drink
I need lambrini at least once a week x

 

Valhala is from the Norse pantheon, and we know that Vikings were of the Norse, and they had a strong influence from the early Celts, a bit further east, who had a tribe of very formidable female warriors, so I guess women were/are allowed. Besides, we're in the third millenium now. People are a lot more open minded with regard to equal opportunity. I'm sure that extends to the Valkyrie, the guardians of the gates of Valhala. Who knows, they might even have members of the Valkyrie by now that are not large breasted blonde females.

Then are you sure you want to go to Valhala? While there's plenty of hedonistic fun to be had in Valhala, they also have a battle to the death every night, and then are resurrected ready to do it all again the next day. They do this every day, training for the great battle at the end of the world, so although they get plenty of fun time, they also have to work hard right to the end of time.

 

Unless they've changed the rules in light of equality and political correctness, you'll be ok because you're neither blonde nor female.