Showing Your Age

Seen that before but it still makes me giggle

 

I laughed,

 

What did she do that for?

 

...

Well that's given some of our ages away...

 

Another age' give away'...is when you bend down to pick something up or get out of a chair and make groaning sounds,I do it all the time

 

And another age give away is when, er, um, what was I saying?

 

Here we go everyone! I could touch type on any one of these but can't on a computer, in fact my first typewriter was the Underwood in the top row, it weighed a ton!

https://www.google.com/search?q=typ...Dg&sqi=2&ved=0CBsQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=752#imgdii=_

 

Isn't there a way to make a computer go 'ting' every time you hit return?

 

... you keep your knees together and put them sideways and not bend over and show your knickers ...

 

You could still use one with an ipad to access GC as docking stations are available!


http://appadvice.com/appnn/2013/01/handmadehighlights-usbtypewriters

 

No, Jiffy, the guys need to keep their trousers up and cover up the top half, ie, the crack of the donkey, which is NOT attractive at all to women that I know of ...

As far as long skirts go ... they are very nice for an evening do, or going to the beach ...

 

Scrungee, I'm not sure about that idea. Not exactly portable is it?

 

and suddenly remember you forgot to put your knicks on this morning...

Jenny