It's that 'SAD' time of year still. What we need is a gert big group hug

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  1. LyndaG

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    :grphg::hapfeet::grphg: For all my lovely new friends on this super forum. Love and light to you all x x x x x
     
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      Is that the five minute Welsh massage or the full hour?

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        :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5: My tummy hurts from laughing! I didn't even notice what was going on there!! But I think they need adding to our smiley faces.....ok maybe not all of them!!!!!:loll:any chance admin?? ( the smiley faces I mean??)
         
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          Blimey Val! :heehee:
           
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            To be fair, I will take ANY massage about now.

            One quad Bacardi and I am fine
            Two quad Bacardi's and I am anybodies
            Three quad Bacardi's and I am EVERYBODIES :biggrin:

            Hugs to you all :grphg::grphg::grphg::grphg:

            No way would you catch me missing a love-in :snork:
             
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              No Adendoll, takes me that long to get started these days :old: :biggrin:

               
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                A female friend of mine once compared men to engines:

                Young men are like small motorbike engines - two stroke; as they get older, they graduate into the larger motorcycle or small car - four stroke; by their late twenties, they become more comfortable like a large car - Straight 6; Give them the right amount of alcohol, and they can be like a sports car - Turbocharged Straight 6; then as they get older, they are harder to start but tend to go on a lot longer - diesel :biggrin:
                 
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                  I run on solar power and vegetables :)
                   
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                    I don't think that there was an option for wind power in her assumptions........ :biggrin:
                     
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                      In that case, I think my 'big end' has gone :sad:
                       
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                        Ah, now that reminds me of a story........



                        There is a drunk bloke staggering home from the pub one night, and he comes across this chap sitting on the kerb, beside his car with the bonnet up and half the engine on the pavement next to him, and he was looking decidedly glum.

                        "Hic... Whhhasss the matter?" the drunk fellow enquires.

                        "Piston broke" replies the sober gent

                        "Hic.... I know the feeling....." replies our drunk chappie as he staggered on his way...
                         
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                          See this is where it always ends up with you lads, you invite to a hug and before we know it we are fighting off Welsh massages .....
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                            Who is fighting them off?!?!? I thought it was my lucky night :biggrin:
                             
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                              Never had to fight off a Welsh Massage, or a hug :):grphg:
                               
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                                Can I join in, I feel I need a bit of a hug too
                                 
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