Overheard......

Outside the house a moment ago - "I would, but we have to go and see your f*$¥!#}g mother" That's the spirit Medway, Happy Mothers Day!

 

Curiosity has got me ... which gender was the voice?

 

I dreaded any of our neighbours overhearing a conversation I had with one of my children when he was 6 years old.
He was in the garden and all I could hear was banging. So, I called to him (from the kitchen): "Darling, whatever are you doing!?"
He called back, very cheerfully: "I'm making a stick with nails in for you to beat us with"

 

Sadly (but what makes it funnier) it was female, lol

 

Haha that's brilliant!

 

One of my other son's went one better.
At infants school they would write a "dairy" on a Monday morning.
He was in his first year and merrily wrote: "Played bottom game with Daddy and Mummy"

 

Oh dear!

 

I don't know if you've seen this, it's quite old, but really made me smile. The mum had to contact the school to advise that she ran a hardware store that now had a new lot of snow shovels in stock and was not infact a pole dancer!

 

I love it!

First time I've seen that

 

I remember my eldest daughter came back from the shop having bought some sweets. She said "the lady (shopkeeper) called me a tart". Of course, the wife wasn't too pleased. Questioned on it my daughter said "yeah, she called me a sweet tart" (sweetheart) Kids eh?

 

Still makes me smile to this day!

 

I used to hear lots of shouting, but i can't repeat it on here, but her son used to lock her in her room when she was alive

 

The mind boggles: what on earth did he do with her when she was dead!?

 

These days that could get you arrested!!