Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

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  1. Dips

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    lol @LyndaG sleep with one eye open they may be after you lol
     
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      Haha - they can have me (at a price!) the drinks are on me :roflol::roflol:
       
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          Probably because the herpes virus affects skin cells selectively. No no fortune sadly.
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          Probably thinking back to early childhood.
          Round boxes could roll away if dropped.
           
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              Ah, one I do know. A mate used to work in a packaging factory and aparently (so he says) it is cheaper to produce square boxes than round ones. Boring but true ...
               
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                This has always had me in a two and eight on holiday.
                If you need to use sun protection and you put on factor 6, then think, ooh I don't want to burn and put on factor 10 over that, what factor protection do you have? 10 or 16 or.....?

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                  Ah, has my tanning lotion question foxed even the smartest brains of GC :whistle:
                   
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                    10 of course!
                     
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                      I would like to know why is it that the person in front of me at the cash tills in Tesco's has always got 300 coupons,cannot find their money and then forgets one item and has to go and get it,and then as no bags to put the shopping in:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                       
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                        The answer is: Next time, shop at Fortnum's :snork:
                         
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                          Of course? :love30:
                           
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                            Why is it that Monty Don never has a weed in his vast garden ... not even half a weed? :scratch:
                             
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                              Because he is lucky enough to have a job where he spends all day, every day in his garden (and gets paid for it the lucky blighter). If we were similarly employed, ours would be the same :blue thumb:
                               
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                                How did a cup of tea ever come about....brewing a fermented leaf and then adding udder secretions to it (milk)? [​IMG]
                                 
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