GCHQ can control your phone

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    They read all our texts and emails and public posts anyway and have done for a while now..! :mad:
     
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    Oh dear that's blown it:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
     
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      I really don't, i'm just a spambot, honest :dunno: :biggrin:
       
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        I think T&M and VM have been reading GC's bargains thread spy.gif
         
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          It wouldn't work with me and my phone! :nonofinger:
           
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            Now i know why by phone keeps going on and off :rolleyespink:
             
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              They might tap into the vibrations on the string :mute:
               
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                Click on GCHQ's profile and have a look at it's homepage :th scifD36:
                 
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                  Had to read that one again :phew:
                   
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                    :snork: :snork: :snork:

                    Brain The Size Of A Planet... :doh: :sad:
                     
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                      I'm now going to send a message telling someone the exact place where I buried the bodies of all 33 people I've killed in the last year. :) :) :)

                      Do you think they'll pick up on that. :) :)
                       
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                        I thought you told me it was 34!!! :scratch:
                         
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                          You lose count after a while! :) :) :) Note to self. Should be more methodical. :) :) :)
                           
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                            My phone is an antique...they'll never control it :snork:
                             
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