Geezers 'Pet Hate' thread

Worse than what

 

I hate to think which part of Wooster is in it or where it comes out from

 

I run and get the bottle to spell it correctly, because I will admit I will not be able to spell it correctly.

 

I've just caught up with this thread, it's brilliant .

Here's a few things which really annoy me, people who use their mobile phones at the dinner table in a restaurant....it drives me nuts
Children who sit at a dinner table playing on their iPad/kindle/iPod etc.
negative people
Smoking
Litter being left/thrown out of a car window
People who use a cup, return it to the draining board dirty but upside down that's just disgusting!

 

People (mainly mother in law) who tell me I SHOULD have children? Why should I? I don't want any & more to the point I don't like children!

 

Beckie, I went through that ... and 48 years later we still don't have any ... except of the furry variety ... and no regrets!

 

People who know that the lane is going to end and drive right up to the front of the line before muscling their way in..

People who do not wash their hands after going to the bathroom - particularly in a pub. He goes to the can, doesn't wash his hands, comes back to the bar and hands his empty glass to the barmaid, she then gets your drink for you - now you have his Dick dust all over your glass

People who pick their nose while driving - what do they do with it? Wait, I don't want to know....

 

I wonder what would happen if you mixed "Dick dust " and " Fairy dust ".

 

Reminds me .....
An Australian Marine and a British Marine are in the gents having a pee. The Brit finishes zips up and start to leave the gents. The Aussie shouts at him " Hey mate , in the Australian army they teach us to wash our hands after a pee !"
The Brit replies " In the British army sunshine , they teach us not to pee over our hands ! "

 

A guy i used to work with would just use any and i mean any cup that is going, clean or dirty to make his coffee, we had lots of fun just to see how dirty a cup would be before he would wash it to use, we gave up

 

Probably a blue powder you can sprinkle on something impotent to give it the willies.