Geezers 'Pet Hate' thread

Oh my goodness - you must mean pixie dust. That's what ladies puff and it smells like roses and has no matter, not even one molecule...

D dust, well, if they don't wash their hands, how often would they be washing that?

There's also what my mother used to call "old people dirt/dust" - the stuff that makes them and their homes smell a little pongy and stale and sprinkled with a little essence of moth ball.

 

Dick Dust (love it) might use it the next time the two male relatives are visiting.

 

There's loads of options.

1. Flick it out of the window
2. Store it on the end of one finger, use another finger to harvest more and add to the first one. See how big you can get it by the end of thejourney.
3. Roll it between finger and thumb, see how long it takes to disappear, presumably absorbed into the skin.
4. Wipe it on the health of your left shoe.
5. Find a scrap of paper in the little cupboard/pocket in the door. See how many bogies you can store on the scrap of paper by the end of the journey. Put the paper back. Reminds wife it's her turn to collect the rubbish out of the car.

Or, not one of mine but I've seen it happen a few times.... Eat it.

 

@Victoria.
It's a real horrid feeling when you are made to feel guilty about not having children, but I think It has to be personal choice. Like you I have a furry variety & seven feathered varieties ! I love animals

 

I love the kids. Got two and 9 grandchildren. Aren't my boys a productive lot!

oh, another thing I dislike. Our pubs are mostly sports bars. They might have one tv that is not playing pro sport this or that and this one tv is usually tuned to a news channel. They have it muted (fine) but the captions turned off, how stupid! !!

 

Going out to the car in the rain whilst wearing slippers, and having one of them come off .

Wet sock

 

You've just reminded me of a chore I have to do. I ran out of screen wash on the way home, with 20 miles of unlit, inadequately marked, dark, wet country road still to do. So in the morning, I'll have to mess about in the cold adding more screen wash. I hate that.

 

Good grief, just reminded me that I have to figure out how to add it to the people carrier I bought snd I haven't a clue how to operate the rear window cleaner

stupid people who don't pass on the manual...

do they use it to wipe their .....???

 

I'll go out and play with the stalk.... thanks for the heads up!

 

Hi Armandii,

I think you could have phrased that a bit better ! ! !

It looks like you're welcoming Lori to play with your stalk