Limerick

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WENT TO LUNCH
EATING GRAPES, HE HAD A BIG BUNCH
HE SWALLOWED THE PIPS
AND MADE MANY TRIPS
AND WISHED HE'D NOT BOTHERED TO MUNCH

 

Good one Mike


Next one:


I KNOW AN OLD MAN FROM PERU

 

I KNOW AN OLD MAN FROM PERU
WHO ONE DAY VISITED THE ZOO

 

I KNOW AN OLD MAN FROM PERU
WHO ONE DAY VISITED THE ZOO

HE FELL IN A PIT

 

Pity this is a family forum, don't tempt me.

 

I KNOW AN OLD MAN FROM PERU
WHO ONE DAY VISITED THE ZOO
HE FELL IN A PIT
DIDN'T HALF MAKE HIM SPIT

 

I KNOW AN OLD MAN FROM PERU
WHO ONE DAY VISITED THE ZOO
HE FELL IN A PIT
DIDN'T HALF MAKE HIM SPIT
AND JUMPED OUT AND RAN TO THE LOO

 

Good one K~G that could have been awkward


Here's the next starter:---

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO ATE TWO POUNDS OF BUTTER

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO ATE NIGH ON TWO POUNDS OF BUTTER
IT MADE HIM SO FAT

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO ATE NIGH ON TWO POUNDS OF BUTTER
IT MADE HIM SO FAT
THAT HE SWORE AND SAID "DRAT!!!"

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO ATE NIGH ON TWO POUNDS OF BUTTER
IT MADE HIM SO FAT
THAT HE SWORE AND SAID "DRAT"
AND ENDED UP IN THE GUTTER.......BOOM BOOM.

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM BRIGHTON

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM BRIGHTON
WHO WENT FOR A WALK WITH HER PYTHON

 

You beat me to it KG! :rolleyes:

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THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM BRIGHTON
WHO WENT FOR A WALK WITH HER PYTHON
SHE SAW PEOPLE STARE