Limerick

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THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM BRIGHTON
WHO WENT FOR A WALK WITH HER PYTHON
SHE SAW PEOPLE STARE
SO SHE GAVE THEM A GLARE

 

My second line would have been
"Who went to bed with the light on"
now I'm scuppered for the moment

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM BRIGHTON
WHO WENT FOR A WALK WITH HER PYTHON
SHE SAW PEOPLE STARE
SO SHE GAVE THEM A GLARE

THEN SOCKED THEM ALL WITH A GOOD RIGHT'UN

 

MY SISTER GOT WED TO A BAKER
(why am I having another go????????????? Sorry..... I was thinking I was at the four letter game...........

 

MY SISTER GOT WED TO A BAKER
THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU COULD MISTAKE HER

 

MY SISTER GOT WED TO A BAKER
THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU COULD MISTAKE HER
WITH A BIG HOT CROSS BUN

 

MY SISTER GOT WED TO A BAKER
THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU COULD MISTAKE HER
WITH A BIG HOT CROSS BUN

AND A GREAT BLAZING GUN

 

MY SISTER GOT WED TO A BAKER
THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU COULD MISTAKE HER
WITH A BIG HOT CROSS BUN
AND A GREAT BLAZING GUN
MADE SURE THAT HE'D NEVER FORSAKE 'ER

 

THERE ONCE WENT A FAMILY A-SKIING

 

THERE ONCE WENT A FAMILY A-SKIING
DOWN ALL OF THE SLOPES THEY WENT FLEEING

 

THERE ONCE WENT A FAMILY A-SKIING
DOWN ALL OF THE SLOPES THEY WENT FLEEING

A PENGUIN PASSED BY

 

THERE ONCE WENT A FAMILY A-SKIING
DOWN ALL OF THE SLOPES THEY WENT FLEEING
A PENGUIN PASSED BY

AND SAID HI! BUT WHY?

 

THERE ONCE WENT A FAMILY A-SKIING
DOWN ALL OF THE SLOPES THEY WENT FLEEING
A PENGUIN PASSED BY
AND SAID HI! BUT WHY?
I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING

 

THERE ONCE WAS A COOK IN THE RITZ

 

THERE ONCE WAS A COOK IN THE RITZ

WHO'S "SPECIAL" WAS MEAT BALLS AND FRITES