Naked Gardening

Caution, contains nudity

 

Well, I'm not doing that as our hedges has ears and eyes,we can't even hang our und's on the line with out some one looking

 

Mind any thorns and poison ivy :lol:

 

Blimey...bet her tomatoes went red

 

It is my view that if someone looks into my garden, it is not my fault what they see. It is their eyes that are trespassing.

 

The eyes and ears are not to much of a problem, it's the mouth and body that's the problem
We used to have a KK

 

@Jiffy ....what's a KK?

 

A KK is Knicker, Knicker, ie some one who takes your und's from your washing line

 

@Jiffy ....Ahhh...i see.....well if they see you 'Naked Gardening' they'll know there's none for them to nick

 

Yes, but they have put used one's and Nighteee's back and i mean

 

Time to catch them I think.

1. Dig a deep hole with a wide diameter.
2. Suspend lots of pans by a string strung between two bamboo canes. Arrange them so they are nearly but not quite touching (the pans, not the canes)
3. Carefully lay some more canes or large twigs across the hole.
4. Tie string to some of the canes that cross the hole, and tie the other end of that string to one of the bamboo canes that holds the string that the pans are suspended from
5. Carefully cover the canes/twigs covering the hole with a light dusting of soil and maybe grass clippings
6. Set some bait of some knickers on a washing line that goes over the hole
7. Wait.

When your knicker knicker comes for the bait, they will fall in the hole, pulling the twigs down as they go. This will pull the string suddenly which will pull on the bamboo cane that holds the string that the pans are suspended from. The pans will then clang together alerting you to the success of your venture.

Good luck.

Disclaimer. Don't really do that. Apart from making you completely mad, it might also get you into trouble with the law because you're not supposed to catch humans in primitive traps.

 

Time to catch them I think.

But i like the plan