Confused lady

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  1. MichaelJohn

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    As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car
    pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry
    cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and she
    says, "Hi, my name is Sharon and you're losing some of your load!"
    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the lorry
    stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out
    of her car, runs up to his cab, and knocks on the door. The guy lowers
    the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Sharon and you ARE losing
    some of your load."
    Shaking his head, the driver ignores her again and continues down the street.
    At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
    the lorry cab door.
    The driver lowers the window again and she says, 'Hi, my name is
    Sharon and you really are losing some of your load!
    When the light turns green, the driver revs up and races to the next
    light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of his lorry,
    and runs back to the blonde.
    He knocks on her window and, as she lowers it, he says...
    "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm gritting the road." :loll:
     
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