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  1. oldwinegum

    oldwinegum Gardener

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    Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
    A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.

    Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we
    don't have a ladder."

    The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and
    laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket,
    took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and
    six inches. She then walked off.

    Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she
    gives us the length."
     
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  2. Garden sponge

    Garden sponge Gardener

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    I like it :D OWG nice one! :D
     
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  3. wiseowl

    wiseowl Admin Staff Member

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    I lke it to OWG Its the way you post ,em :D [​IMG]
     
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    elainefiz Gardener

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    :D [​IMG] :rolleyes:
     
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  5. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    Cough, cough, from a blonde who carries a tape measure around with her ...
    [​IMG]
     
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