Try this ........

Found this on another forum I use ....

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.


Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...


A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice

Mine is :- Tootsie Chuckledoodle

JUST POST WHAT YOUR NAME COMES UP WITH :D

 

Boobie Wafflesprinkles I am changing It tomorrow by deed poll. :D

 

:rolleyes: :D And I'm Dumbo Dippindoodle.... :rolleyes: :D Not too sure what I think of that, but hey.... :D

 

:D