Latest moan from you and me - 2016

Here a good one for you "M" Miss Jiff and her Ex
Mr Ex swore at a lorry driver in front of he's wife (for a very good resson) the lorry driver was so mad he was swearing at any one, he then came round to where Miss Jiff was and swore again, he spoke to Miss Jiff and said "that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ man swore in front of my wife", Miss Jiff said, " you have just _ _ _ _ _ _ _ swore at he's"
Miss Jiff is very good at giving the same back

 

Oh I can give as good as I get But, I also know this: the builders will move on; I don't want to have to

 

I've got exactly the same going on next door to me "M" so I sympathise. One of the two here must love the sound of his own voice as he never draws breath either!

 

@Rustler, I hope the boiler gets fixed today .....typical that it goes wrong when you have guests coming & just before the bank holiday weekend

 

@Sheal & @"M", builders, builders , we have a housing development going up in the village, a garage being put up just down the road & someone having a kitchen fitted & extension so it's either bang bang, 'F' 'F' , lorries bringing building materials or builders speeding through the village It's driving me slowing mad, I hope they are all having the weekend off!

 

Reminded me of the wonderful Morecambe and Wise breakfast sketch, available on YouTube but don't know how to put link in here duh☺️

 

Hi Ariadae,

Probably their finest moment. And one of the best bits of telly by anyone ever.

 

Just watched again for the umpteenth time Thanks for the reminder of it @Ariadae

 

Well, after an hour and a half, the heating engineer changed the pump but boiler still has many faulty parts. New boiler agreed for next week but we have a working but slightly dripping boiler for the weekend. At least we have heating and hot water for now. It was warmer in the garden than indoors yesterday.

 

It's a compromise @Rustler but it will get you through the weekend while you have the family round. I'm glad they came today for you

 

No, no Anthony! Their best sketch had to be the 'Andrew Preview' all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order.

 

Hi Shiney,

Did they give it back as she might need to use it again sometime and i think they're quite expensive nowadays

 

My moan for the day..........Paint pots. Ive been painting this week and the paint pots dragged out from the deepest darkest scariest part of the garage just refuse to let me into them. Takes ages to pry them open with a screwdriver only for them to dump rusty bits and lumpy bits from the rim into the paint God I hate painting

 

From that moment on .... I just knew it wasn't going to end well