Ten word story

day of reckoning and the judges award John Sargent all

 

All the medals and gongs associated with the graceful way

 

of concealing what could only be described as a complete

 

waste of licence fee and how not to produce entertaining

 

antics that we pay for every year to brucie as

 

as avery nice retirement fund so that in the unlikely

 

place of him forgetting his lines again and forgetting his

 

long history of sheep worrying which had previously led him

 

into green pastures which gladdened his heart, as he had

 

said in his book I only want to be with

 

ewe, at which point the pig got up and slowly

 

walked to the end of the stage and produced loads

 

of holiday brouchures offering cheap flights to sunny and exotic

 

lands, also, book one holiday and one pig goes free

 

so the old saying, 'pigs might fly' proves to be