A joke or two.... 2022

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    A salmon called Rusty was swimming around the Titanic ship wreck when he thought he would write some poetry about its sinking and see if he could get it published.

    It's now on sale in WH Smith's and all good book stores.

    It's called "Salmon Rusty's Titanic verses".
     
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                  Just been talking to a down and out in the railway underpass

                  Me "How did you end up in poverty, gambling, drugs, alcohol ?"

                  Down-and-out "None of them; I left the immersion heater on"
                   
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                      to all of the sewists here - (from facebook) Hang in there!
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