A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    I now think when they stopped the WFP They meant Penthouse owners Not Pensioners
     
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            Thanks to the new Labour government,

            I've been able to drastically reduce my energy bills by emptying my freezer, and keeping the contents in my dear old mum's living room
             
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              A bunch of pricks
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                            Turn it upside down :smile:
                             
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