A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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      Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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          We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.
           
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            There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
             
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              Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH
               
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                Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                My 'to'do' list is overwhelming!
                 
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                    Many jokes are based on reality, and this one is no exception.

                    One of our directors put a very important original document through the shredder, because it was after hours, and his secretary had gone home.
                    To say he was livid, is a gross understatement!!
                     
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