A Joke Or Two 2025

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p.s. and it will do the ironing!

 

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Love that apostrophe joke @Ladybird4

 

A gardeners joke

A couple of potatoes married and had 3 baby potatoes who eventually went their own way to the big city.

The parents were quite snobbish so we're very glad when they had a phone call saying that the oldest was marrying a Jersey Royal.

A couple of months later the 2nd baby announced that she was going to marry a King Edward. The parents were overjoyed

However, their elation was turned to disappointment when the youngest called to say she was marrying Gary Lineker.

You can't marry him they said.

Disappointed the youngest potatoes asked why not? Because he's a common tater.

 

@Cordy That reminded me of the joke I heard in the 60s -
A father didn’t want his daughter to marry Richard Dimbleby because he was a commentator.

 

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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug, Do you want a bed near the window?”