Mum's House Rules

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Kedi-Gato, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. Kedi-Gato

    Kedi-Gato Gardener

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    [align=center]If you sleep in it ..... make it up[/align]


    [align=center]If you wear it ..… hang it up[/align]


    [align=center]If you drop it ….. pick it up[/align]


    [align=center]If you spill it ….. wipe it up[/align]


    [align=center]If you eat out of it ….. wash it up[/align]


    [align=center]If you open it ….. close it[/align]


    [align=center]If you empty it ….. fill it up[/align]


    [align=center]If it rings ….. answer it[/align]


    [align=center]If it howls ….. feed it[/align]


    [align=center]If it cries ….. love it[/align]
     
  2. fmay

    fmay Gardener

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    Nice one:thumb:

    I should print that out and put it on my fridge door.
     
  3. plantlife

    plantlife Gardener

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    I should print it out and hide it :D
     
  4. tweaky

    tweaky Gardener

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    It it howls, kick it again.:D
     
  5. moyra

    moyra A knackered Veteran Gardener

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    If it works.......... leave it alone!!
     
  6. moyra

    moyra A knackered Veteran Gardener

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    If it doesn't work.......... kick it out, sack it or leave it!
     
  7. plantlife

    plantlife Gardener

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    awww :D
     
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