Agony Aunt Section. Plus Horrorscopes.

Sorry Tweaks I did say I was a queer i r se, (aquarius.)........... but as you know they are so eccentric and unique that's why I spelt it t'other way!

 

Why Lolly, your whale bone corsets burst or what.:D

 

I`m heaving out of it Tweaks-practically panting

 

Apologies Moyra, I thought you were referring to a part of your anatomy...:o

Right then, lets have a look see.

This is your week ahead...aint my fault, just whats in the stars...I bear no responsibility.

Is it time for me to go....................

 

Oh eck, and I am eating my supper.....:eek:

 

Oh thanks, Tweaks, I do hope so!!

 

Would it be ok if I mentioned a sexual problem I have......oh, better not eh.

 

Mention away darling

 

Dont you darlink me....I have enough problems with Nutley. Anyway, I am far to shy to discuss it in pubic...sorry, public.

I hope that Jehovah's Witness isn't reading this as we will all be in trouble again.:rolleyes:

 

I keep getting in trouble or associated with trouble-don`t understand it myself?

 

So this is were you two hide out to talk about me!!!!

"awww bless I bet you can get those gloves to fit proper"

Oh no Nut, Sounds a bit painfull that!!!!!

 

I know-naughty aren`t we!

 

Id watch out if i were u mate there boath radio rental :eek: lol :D

 

I think it is something to do with all this rain and the damb.
It is effecting some peeps brains.:D:D:D

can you get fungus on the brain?

I can't think of any problem to report apart from letching over men in uniforms:p:p not sure if that is an illness though, more like a complain or a compliment. not sure which.

OH, and yes.......I very very stubborn. Himself knows to his cost.:thumb:

will leave you to guess my star sign.

 

I reckon since your quite bullish, you'd be a Taurus