Did you know ?

A broken clock is right 730 times a year ....

 

not if the fingers have fell off:D

 

Silly s*d, I like your new sig by the way inter, Very you..

 

You mean excluding leap years Spud. Heh, heh.

 

Ok well wot about this then The average cup of coffee contains more than 1000 different chemical components, none of which is tasted in isolation but only as part of the overall flavor.:D

 

I don't drink coffee. It does not like me.

 

I'll believe you if you type them out:thumb::D

 

ok well wot about Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand did yer know that

 

I've got a joke about camels:

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."

"OK," said the son.

A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."

"Thanks Mom," replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That`s great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom..."

"Yes, son?"

"Why the heck are we in Marwell zoo?"

 

The Chinese were using aluminum to make things as early as 300 AD Western civilization didn't rediscover aluminum until 1827.

 

You mean they lost it, where did it go then, that's what I want to know.

 

Nice one kalmia :D

 

got another for you did you know the pirate blackbeard was from bristol

 

I knew there was something wrong with him:D