E-mail Virus

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  1. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.

    Symptoms:

    1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that!

    2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. That too!

    3 Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep!

    4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Who me?

    5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. Well darn!

    6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh no - not again!

    7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." and I just hate that!

    8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

    Oh No!

    IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
     
  2. Sarraceniac

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  3. Slinky

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    Very good...........PMSL
     
  4. borrowers

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    Goodness, we've all got it! Can we blame everything on this?

    cheers
     
  5. Paladin

    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Is there no cure then??:(
     
  6. Victoria

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    Like that one, bobj. :D:D:D

    I'm really only guilty of 6, 7 and 8 .... particulary 8. :eek:
     
  7. Kedi-Gato

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    I have that virus too, although I can't remember doing #8, but it will probably happen one day, and soon now that I have said it!

    Fortunately, I have only done #3 once, and my cousin (davris here on GC) got it instead of some friends, so it wasn't too embarrassing.

    Numbers 2 & 5 seem to be my speciality, Sis will vouch for that!
     
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