Another sexist joke (from a female i may add)

This is years old but you'll get the gist still.....

DRIVE-THRU CASH MACHINES

Please note that with the arrival of the new 'drive-thru' cash point machine, customers will be able to withdraw their cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility, the following porcedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances, and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE Procedure

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Open car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required
5. Retreive card, cash & receipt
6. Close window
7. Drive off

FEMALE Procedure

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Re-start the stalled engine
4. Open car window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to it's excessive distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Insert card right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel to re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Re-check make-up in mirror
16. Retrieve cash & receipt
17. Place receipt in back of cheque book
18. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
19. Re-check make-up again
20. Drive forward 2 yards
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card in slot provided
24. Re-check make-up
25. Restart stalled engine and pull off
26. Drive for 3 to 4 miles
27. Release handbrake.

Sorry it was so long, but it still has me in stitches even now.

cheers

 

Last time I used one I couldn't find my lipstick. :D

 

us girls have to look our best ha! ha! ha!