Can you read this

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!.


if anyone remarks on my poor spelling im gonna show them tihs

 

You test us all the time T M :D

 

I have an old fashioned attitude towards the spelling...


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I also have an old attitude to correct spelling.(or near as dam it it my case)(sorry i do my best to spell as best as i can, but when your 6'3 tall and have hands like shovels, one catches the odd key now and then . proff reading every post gets boaring.

there is an old saying that the pen is mightier than the sword.
personaly i think that saying is wrong.
the spade is mighter than the sword.

 

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there is an old saying that the pen is mightier than the sword.
personaly i think that saying is wrong.
the spade is mighter than the sword.
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not in my case, but mostly because I am hopeless at digging...

 

Love it Shiney
Lady Walnut cheques/checks my spelling but she's not up yet.

 

Shiney,

That's really good. Did you make it up?


cheers

 

Make what up Borrowers? Ordinary doggerel. :D :D

 

..and it even works in French (well almost)


Eye r�©duire de moiti�© l'orthographe d'un mot Chequer
Il est venu avec mes pois de mer
Il manifestement Trademarks quatre ma revue
Miss steaks oeil nÃ?â??ud parent mer.

Eye gr�¨ve un quai et de taper un mot
Et le poids de deux quatre-dire
MÃ?©tÃ?©o Ã?â??il me trompe rame Ã?©crire
Elle m'a choisi un d�©troit peser.

D�¨s que la brume est ache maid
Il abeille nez avant deux longues
Et les yeux kin mettre l'erreur rite
Ses rares lea jamais tort.

Eye ont g�©r�© ce po�¨me il jeta
Je suis heureux de votre rivage deux pas
Sa lettre parfaite awl la pes�©e
Mon chequer p�©age me coudre.


But try and translate back into English and Google translator can't make head nor tale of it.
Just to amuse myself I somtimes take peoples posts and use Google to translate them into a foreign language, then translate back into English. Some of the results can be quite funny.
Anyone fancy having a go and posting the result?

 

Babel Fish makes perfect sense of it Terrier:

Eye to reduce half the orthography of a word Chequer It came with my peas from sea It obviously Trademarks four my review Miss steaks eye n?ud relative sea. Eye burdens a quay and to type a word And the weight of two four-statement M�©t�©o?il misleads oar to me to write It chose me a strait to weigh. As soon as the fog is aitch maid It bee nose fairing two long And the eyes kin to never put rare the rite error Its lea wrong. Eye managed this poem it threw I am happy of your shore two steps Its letter perfect awl the weighing My chequer toll to sew me.

No problem.

 

And thats Jazz!!! :D :D ROFL

 

The old ones are always the best :D