worms and a lesson

Worms and a lesson


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

 

Great Linda, I'm going to try it (on Boss lady). :eek:

 

As one who, smokes, drinks,etc and is therefore on the "P.C."'s hit list. I like that :D

 

Actually, as an afterthought. Having attacked the "smokers", the drinkers and the overweight are next on the "hit list" by the P.C. brigade. Nothing is being said about it. Will there be any screams when the P.C. brigade attack those that have sex? :D

 

Wots that then cajary :D

 

We'll all be too miserable to have sex by the time they've taken away smoking, drinking and food Cajary

 

Yeah, like the old joke says. "giving up all these won't make you live forever but you shore will feel like you have"
Hi, ac. Sex is what comes after 5, I'm just useless on a keyboard :D

 

The Welsh Nuns will hear you sssssshhh, i told them my boy was the immaculate conception, well he is immaculate but i should have said EXCEPTION

 

Sex, isn`t that what posh English people put their coal in? David.