Job Application - bloke joke

Young lady applies for a job.

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wiv one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I�´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


P S : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.





Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

 

she may not be the ideal secretary, but at least she can float in a flood situation...

 

She sure can..I saw her passing through here last Friday!...Saw a shark too!! :D

 

I think she will be an asset to any company. Infact she's has two big assets going for her.