Irish christening

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies "Ma'am, you actually had twins. A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now.
However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother! He's a fecking clueless idiot!"
Expecting the worst she asks the doctor "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved.
"Wow, that's a beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."
Then she asks "What's the boy's name?"..
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"Denephew" came the reply

 

Excellent! :D :D :D :D :D

 

Right, D.M., this is war !

But, on the other hand, I think that's really funny and ssssoooooooooooooooo true !!

Gonna give you a nice bloke joke - if it doesn't get me banned.............. watch this space.